Astronomical Jokes

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hi there
I have an astronomy joke 4 u

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training

One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks

The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question

?His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys in the big suits doing

One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon

When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give
to the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts
said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to get a tape recorder

The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said

The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he refused to translate. So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly but also refused to translate the elder's message to the moon.

Finally, an official government translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing
the translator relayed the message:

"Watch out for these people. They have come to steal your land."

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The Three Scientists

3scientists happen to meet each other by chance at a party.They boast their country's science achievements:fight: (their nations are omitted

.The first one says: We were the 1st ones in space
.The second one says: we were the 1st to go to moon
.The third one thinks hard and says: we will be 1st ones on the sun
Both the first & second persons start laughing, and say to the third one. You crazy! The sun is too hot! Your spaceship will burn before it reaches the sun
:brzzzzz:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The third scientist remains cool and calm, and says: You are crazy. We will go there at night

An astronomer is on an expedition to Africa to observe a total eclipse of the sun, which will only be observable there, when he's captured by cannibals. The eclipse is due the next day around noon. To gain his freedom he plans to pose as a god and threaten to extinguish the sun if he's not released, but the timing has to be just right. So, in the few words of the cannibals' tongue that he knows, he asks his guard what time they plan to kill him
The guard answers, "Tradition has it that captives are to be killed when the sun reaches the highest point in the sky on the day after their capture so that they may be cooked and ready to be served for the evening meal"
"reat", the astronomer replies
The guard continues, "But because everyone's so excited about it, in your case we're going to wait until after the eclipse "

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?Q: How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair

. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/s...aughing014.gif .A:Eclipse it


?Q:How do we know that Saturn married than once

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/s...aughing021.gif .A:Because he has a lot of rings

?Q: Which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon

A: A thirteen-year old: [Pause] "I think it's the Moon because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the Sun shines during the day when you don't need it

Out On A Camp

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend & said:" Watson,look up at the sky and tell me what you see

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars
" ?What does that tell you"
!Watson pondered for a minute

Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets

.Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo

.Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three

.Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant

.Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow

:slow:"?Why,What does it tell YOU"

.Holmes was silent for a minute, and then spoke
Watson, you foolish.:crazy: Some idiot has stolen our tent."

.Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon? Because it was full

. How do astronauts serve dinner? On flying saucers

.When people run round in circles we say they’re crazy. When planets do it, we say they’re orbiting

.When do astronauts eat their lunch? At launch time

Why does NASA believe there might be life on Mars? The CD player was stolen from their Mars rover.

Star light, star bright
First star I see tonight
I wish I may, I wish I might
Oh wait, it's just a satellite

.How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None, astronomers aren't scared of the dark

.How far can you see on a clear day? 150 million kilometres, from here to the Sun

.While living on Earth might be a little expensive, at least you get a free trip around the Sun every year

.What do you think of that new restaurant on the moon? The food’s great but it has no atmosphere